Pitch Black

BAD GUY: William J. Johns

TASTY DEATH RATING: 10

REASONS: Johns made the mistake of assuming Riddick would have a problem with killing an innocent girl. The two men fight and then Riddick cuts him his enemy badly across the back. As John tries to reload, Riddicks taughts him with "Told you to ghost me." Johns is left alone in the dark. The creature swoops in and makes him fire off a round. He tries to fire around round but mistakenly loaded his space shotgun shells full of morphine into the gun. The creature then impales him, and bites off his head like apple. The reason I say that is if you listen to it, someone use the sound effects of bitting into an apple. It's not cheesy, it's tasty.

The Chronicles of Riddick

BAD GUY: The Lord Marshal

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: Riddick battles the Lord Marshal when he learns he's wiped out his whole race. After Riddick is wounded and the Marshal is wounded, the evil bastard's right hand man Vako is about to kill him. The Marshal phases away but he phases right into Riddick's field of view. He doesn't have time to phase again. Riddick then slams his blade into the top of the Marshal's head, breaks it off, then kicks him like unwanted trash. I hope he enjoyed the Underverse, because Riddick gave him a one way ticket back.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

BAD GUY: Khaaaaaaannnnn!!!!!

TASTY DEATH RATING: 10

REASONS: The tasty death gets a 10 because these two men have been trying to kill each other during the whole movie. Kirk suckers him to a Nebula and then blasts his ship at point blank range. Khan's last move is to ignite the Genesis Torpedo to kill him; all the time quoting Moby Dick. This gets a ten because Khan hates Kirk so much, he's wiling to kill himself to kill him.

Star Trek III: The Searh For Spock

BAD GUY: Commander Kruge

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: After ordering the death of his son, Kirk tricks Kruge into leading all his men to a needless death aboard the self-destructing Enterprise. Then when he finds out he's on the planet below, he comes down to beat the secrets of the Genesis torpedo from him. Kirk then finally kicks him off a cliff into the molten core of the planet.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

BAD GUY: The Devil?

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: The Starship Enterprise makes it past the great barrier but at the last minute, realizes they are not visiting God; they have met the devil. Probably God erected the Great Barrier just to keep the Devil in. Kirk like always gets his friends out but is trapped on the planet with the Devil. Then Spock swoops in and destroys him with a Klingon disrupter. I know a lot of you are thinking this rates a 3 or 4 but look at the context; SPOCK KILLED THE DEVIL!!!! It's at least a 7 on that fact alone.

Star Trek: First Contact

BAD GUY: The Borg Queen

TASTY DEATH RATING: 10

REASONS: The Queen thought she had secured Data's loyalty but in the last second, Data proves he's still loyal to Captain Picard. He smashes the warp core coolant; sending the acidic gas all over the place. Picard flees, the Queen tries to flee but Data pulls her down in the gas, only to have her fleshy parts eaten by the acid cloud. After Picard sucks the gas out of the engine room, he finds her metal parts still quivering. With one pull of her spinal column, the Queen is dead. Long live friendship and loyalty.

Star Trek: Insurrection

BAD GUY: Ad'har Ru'afo

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: Getting tired of the tired plots that echoed poor Star Trek, we see a group of bad men trying to do bad things to good people and throw in a little government conspiracy then we have Star Trek Insurrection. The bad guy, Ru'afo wants to steal life giving crystals from a planets atmosphere. Picard is getting hot and heavy with a babe down below so he can't have that. He jumps on the the Collector device and sabotages it. Ru'afo tries to stop him but as the Collector is going up in flames, Picard is beamed off while Ru'afo becomes extra crispy.