Predator 2

BAD GUY: The Second Predator

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: Sometimes the poor Predators don't learn from their mistakes. Even the indignity of getting defeated by a human in hand to hand combat. The same human also chopped off his arm previously. What can we say? Shit happens.

Aliens VS Predator

BAD GUY: Frozen Queen Mother

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: The Queen Mother goes on her rampage to defeat the Predator Scar and Alexa. She manages to mortally wound Scar and then Alexa finally tips over the frozen water tower to plummet her into the blackness of the frozen ocean. And just in case anybody asks, NO, I have no plans to do a review of that shitty ass Requiem sequel.

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

BAD GUY: General Chang

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!! General Chang was the best over-acting Klingon we'd seen in a while. He spouts his Shakespear shit, McCoy says, "I'd give real money if he'd shut up." Spock figures out a way to fire a torpedo at his super-cloaked vessel and they finally shut up him with a ball of photon flame.

The Matrix (1)

BAD GUY: Cypher

TASTY DEATH RATING: 10

REASONS: Seriously, can anybody play a better rat bastard than Joey Pants? Cypher believes he's got the guys beat as he betrays them with the full extent of killing Neo. He taughts Trinity, about if Neo is the one; he can't be killed. Then here comes Tank, who Cypher thought he had killed. Tank returns the favor by deep frying him with a plasma discharge. He cold, smoked his ass!!!

The Matrix (2)

BAD GUY: Agent Smith

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: This was the first death of Neo who came back. He proved he was the "One" by leaping into the code of Agent Smith and causing him to explode. If you look closely you can see his face still screaming as his coded parts are flying past the other agents.

The Matrix: Reloaded

BAD GUYS: The Ghost Twins

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: These guys seemed pretty unstoppable. Expert martial artists and turning into ghosts at will. They thought they had Morpheus dead to rights but then he sideswipes them by cuting the tire on their SUV: causing a jackknife. It leaves the engine open to a barrage of bullets. The ghosts try to escape but become consumed in the firey explosion.

The Matrix: Revolutions

BAD GUY: Smith

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS; Neo hooks up with the machines to purge Smith from the Matrix. Neo can't do it; but then with a last minute hint from the Oracle, he knows how. He lets Smith infect him but now thanks to that, the Machine Overmind can purge Smith out. This was the second death for Smith and the second death of Neo but for Neo, it was permanent.