Star Wars VI: Return of The Jedi (4)

BAD GUY: Admiral Piett

TASTY DEATH RATING: 6

REASONS: Pretty normal death actually. He survived Vader himself and yet he dies because a valiant Rebel steers his A-Wing to crash into the bridge of the Super Star destroyer. At least Piett you would have gotten a 8.7 on your bridge dive.

Iron Man

BAD GUY: Obadiah Stane AKA The Dude Monger

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: Channeling his best combination of Tucker and Lebowski, Jeff Bridge's Obadiah Stane is best remembered for his "hold still, ya liddle prick!" and his smacking of his lips when he's drinking whiskey. His death was pretty good but not great.

V For Vendetta (1)

BAD GUY: Adam Sutler

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: As V said, "He promised you order, he promised you peace and all he demanded in return was your silent, obediant consent." England's dictactor spouts his evil retoric only to be captured and killed by his subordiates. He cries at the end and even Creedy himself says, "Disgusting."

V For Vendetta (2)

BAD GUY: Mr. Creedy

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: It wasn't a particularly tasty death but what gives it that rating is that V told him exactly how he was going to kill him. Creedy had him shot by his men, V killed the men, Creedy shot him some more and V broke his neck . . . . . .just like he said.

Taken (1)

BAD GUY: Marko From Tropoja

TASTY DEATH RATING: 10

REASONS: You have to get the unrated version of Taken to truly appreciate this scene. Some assholes never get it; you don't take away a man's daughter. Liam makes sure he's "focused" by stabbing two long nails in his legs, only to hook them up to jumper cables and proceeding to deep fry his worthless hide. Marko confesses where the daugther could be and Liam believes him but he lets him fry anyway.

Taken (2)

BAD GUY: Head Arabian Guard

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: He just bought a man's daughter for his sheik because she's a virgin. That father comes on the boat, kills all the guards, fights the Head Guard mercilessly and in the end cuts him across the face, stabs him in the chest with a broken wine bottle, breaks his arm, stabs him in the cut with his own blade and then kicks the bottle twice to force it to go deeper. SERIOUSLY, what did he expect would happen???

Goldeneye (1)

BAD GUY: Xenia Zirgavna Onatopp

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: Xenia loved to crush people with her legs. Then she gets crushed by the massive pulling force of a helicopter. Makes you wonder if she got off before she died. :)