Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

BAD GUY: Judge Doom

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: Judge Doom wanted to destroy Toon Town but as it turns out, he was a psycho toon himself. Then Eddie unleashes the DIP on him and the vicious liquids causes him to melt. As Shakespeare would say, "Justly killed by his own treachery."

Small Soldiers

BAD GUY: Major Chip Hazard

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: Trying to start a war against the neighborhood, Major Chip Hazard gets shoved into a transformer and deep fries long enough to cause an EMP to stop the rest of the Small Soldiers milita. It ended up being more comical than tasty.

The Golden Compass

BAD GUY: Ragnar

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: Lorek challenges the bear king to death by combat. The younger bear pummels him and calls him a whimpering cub. He taughts him by screaming, "IS THAT ALL?" Then Lorek calls forth his strength, rips off the Bear King's jaw and then breaks his neck with his own snout. He then replies, "Yes . . . . that is all."

The Generals Daughter

BAD GUY: Col. William Kent

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: Kent strangled a woman who was tied up and naked because he "loved her". He then tried to pin it on a gay man. Seriously? Anyway, when it was clear the warrent officers were going to find out he did; he took the initiative and lured them to a mine field. He then stepped on a Bouncy Betty land mine and magically, is tranformed into hamburger. Definitely a violent way to commit suicide.

Ravenous

BAD GUY: Colonel Ives

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: Cannibal and professed killer, Colonel Ives offered no regrets about killing and eatting his fellow man. The only one who could stop him was Captain John Boyd because he was filled with regret over what he had done. He sacrified himself to make sure Ives was stopped, by trapping them both in a bear trap and bleeding to death.

Bram Stroker's Dracula (1992)

BAD GUY: Dracula

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: He turned Lucy into one of his own kind, tortured poor Jonathan and oh, yeah, at the begining of the film, renounced God. He tries to take Mina for himself and when he fails, upon his death scene, God forgives him at the last second. Mina chops off his head for good measure. He gets a low rating because he didn't die a villain; he died a poor soul who made a mistake in turning his back against the Almighty.

Death Race (2008)

BAD GUY: Pachenko

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: Pachenko had it coming. He murderd Jensen Ames wife, so Ames AKA Frankenstien crashes his car, slams him again with good measure then gets out to crack his neck personally. Pachenko says it wasn't him; it was Warden Hennessy. Ames replies with, "I know, she's next." and breaks his neck anyway.