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Terminator 2: Judgement Day

BAD GUY: The T-1000

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: After freezing him in liquid nitrogen, breaking him aparting into little pieces, and exploding a good portion of him with a grenade, they finally dumped him into a vat of molten metal. He couldn't maintain his form. He was hard to kill but he couldn't kill the human need to survive.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

BAD GUY: The Terminatrix

TASTY DEATH RATING: 7

REASONS: Built to stop all manners of humans or machines, the Terminatrix couldn't be out ol'fashioned ingeinuity. T-800 grabs his nuclear power cell and shoves it in her mouth; waiting to sacrifice himself to save John Conner. And of course, he couldn't finish her off without saying, "You are terminated."

Predator

BAD GUY: The First Predator

TASTY DEATH RATING: 2

RATING: It wouldn't have been appropiate to rate Predator 2 and not rate the first one. Why did it get such a low score? Arnold's character Dutch didn't get his justice for his men. He defeated the Predator true but in the end, the alien had the last laugh. He even laughed the whole time before his bomb took him out.

Predator 2

BAD GUY: The Second Predator

TASTY DEATH RATING: 9

REASONS: Sometimes the poor Predators don't learn from their mistakes. Even the indignity of getting defeated by a human in hand to hand combat. The same human also chopped off his arm previously. What can we say? Shit happens.

Aliens VS Predator

BAD GUY: Frozen Queen Mother

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: The Queen Mother goes on her rampage to defeat the Predator Scar and Alexa. She manages to mortally wound Scar and then Alexa finally tips over the frozen water tower to plummet her into the blackness of the frozen ocean. And just in case anybody asks, NO, I have no plans to do a review of that shitty ass Requiem sequel.

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

BAD GUY: General Chang

TASTY DEATH RATING: 8

REASONS: CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!! General Chang was the best over-acting Klingon we'd seen in a while. He spouts his Shakespear shit, McCoy says, "I'd give real money if he'd shut up." Spock figures out a way to fire a torpedo at his super-cloaked vessel and they finally shut up him with a ball of photon flame.