Friday, June 26, 2009

Star Wars VI: Return of The Jedi (1)


BAD GUY: Boba Fett
TASTY DEATH RATING: 4
REASONS: It pains me to even post this. The badass bounty hunter, scourge of the galaxy and he's taken down by a blind man in a wild jet pack frenzy. Fett deserved better.
Author's Edit: According to the movie world, this is where Fett died. In the expanded Star Wars Genre, Fett's armor kept him alive long enough to crawl out of the Sarlac. He then walked back to Mos Eisely, got his ship Slave I, came back and used it's thruster engines to kill the creature.

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