Friday, June 26, 2009

Star Wars VI: Return of The Jedi (2)


BAD GUY: Jabba The Hutt
TASTY DEATH RATING: 8
REASONS: Jabba made the mistake of eating too many frogs, left him way overweight and easy to strangle by metal bikini Leia. It would have been a ten had Han and Chewie killed him, by stabbing him to death, having the wookie throw him up against a wall or pour salt on him, whatever you do to a giant slug.

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